Tuesday, August 12, 2008

If You Were A Fly on the Wall...

Here's a little sample of things heard in our household lately...

"How do seeds grow?"
"Can I write out my Christmas list?"
"How does our TV know when it's winter?"
"How does Frosty the Snowman walk if he doesn't have legs?"
"Why does it take soooooo yong (long) for Halloween?"
"Does God have a penis?" (Followed by the same question for every family member he knows.)
"Can we peeeeeeeease go to HotDonald's for lunch?"
"Am I going to school after this day?"

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Dear God,
Thank you for my Mommy and Daddy and Zachy and Ry Ry. Thank you for I not frow (throw) my food. Thank you for Zachy make good choices. Thank you for Ry Ry not to scream at dinner.
And thank you for Mommy have bits and hoopies.
Amen.

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(Zachary) "Mommy, I think we better organize my art drawer."
(Steve, to me) "Wow, there's something I don't think I've ever said... "

7 comments:

Case and Los said...

I'm afraid to ask what bits and hoopies are:)

Robin said...

I'm with Casey...I'll just assume the worst. =)

Mike and Becka said...

Oh my gosh - I WISH I was a fly on the wall! You have the most entertaining home! Love those boys. I'm literally cracking up here all alone in my office :)

Becka

Mike and Becka said...

PS - I thought boys had bits and girls had hoopies? Maybe I am remembering wrong :)

Melissa Guay said...

Oh my goodness, how cute are your boys? I love those hilarious things they say. And I too am curious about the bits and hoopies??? :)

stacy bostrom said...

Recipe for a great laugh tonight...these guys are hilarious! I would love to hear how you answer some of these questions...I've wondered some of them myself. Thanks for the laughs...
-johan

J Yo said...

Your house is a hoot...especially because I know what bits and hoopies are!! :)